remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze


i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Oh so that’s what that was in Times Square

Anonymous asked:

what's vegemite?

australian-government answered:

when people first moved to Australia there was nothing to eat. our great great grandparents decided to gather all the vegetables they could find and decided to mix them together and that’s how vegemite was first created. People started eating it and developed superpowers. I still remember the day i had my first bite…minutes laters i was able to read people minds. the government realized how powerful it’s that’s why you’ll only find it in Australia. We need it to fight the dangerous animals that live here…we need it to survive.